The Summer of Riesling 2025 Cruise
July 22, 2025 07:00 PM
the Summer of Riesling Cruise
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2024
7:00pm – 10:30pm
$125.00
Reserve tickets HERE
The greatest wine celebration mankind has ever known.
-a tasting of 15 different RIESLINGS from around the Riesling world…
Germany (of course...it is the home of the grape!), Austria, France, America, Australia
-terroir FOODSTUFFS will be available for sale…
to ensure your Riesling consumption is properly balanced
-the musical stylings of the Greg Smith Group,
the 2000s tribute band you have been dreaming about...pop punk / punk pop +++
-dancing…ohhhhhhhhh, there will be DANCING!
-a 3-hour journey aboard the JEWEL, with 250 of our closest friends
We will leave from the Skyport Marina at 23rd Street and the FDR,
at 7:30pm, with boarding commencing at 7:00pm.
In preparation for the cruise of a lifetime, please:
-call your minister to say you have a new savior and it goes by the name Riesling
-drink from the Riesling Fountain of Youth in St. Augustine, FL.
-visit Lorelei along the Rhine River and toast the Riesling siren
-enable only Riesling-based apps on your smartphone
-learn to swim
-begin meditation to enlighten oneself to the enlightenment of Riesling
-tattoo I Love Mom AND Mom Loves Riesling on your right shoulder
-take advantage of working from home on Wednesday, July 23rd
#RieslingIsAlreadyGreat